fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i'm hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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sproutlett:

shopgrrrl:

matilda eats a strawberry 6.30.13

look at her lil tongue!!!

(Source: adultinsect)

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat)