saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

(Source: wigglytuffer)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop crying

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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spankmehardbarry:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

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rohl5:

Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?

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Because i do.

(Source: haaaveyoumetmarissa)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

(Source: teresagudice)

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

pyrocynical:

playing a dangerous game

pyrocynical:

playing a dangerous game